Sun, 24 February 2008  HOLY SHIT THE BROILER IS BACK!!! HOLY SHIT JAKE PUT HIS PENIS IN SOMEONE ELSE'S VAGINA!We have a new comment line, again. SO CALL IT BITCHES! 206-350-8358 Notes: -stabbing the whale -the sport of snatch-puking -political farting -pause -sensual sharding -knight rider -rambo -please make the hurting stop Comments[7] |
Sat, 8 September 2007  After yet another short hiatus, the boys are back in town with some rants, raves, and a very disgusting bet. Tune in and be grossed out. Special thanks to the dude the called in. The rest of you should take a page out of his book. CALL 206-600-NEVER (and leave off the last R for RAPE)!Comments[2] |
Wed, 8 August 2007 Show #24 all you silly little bastards! And where does the conversation wind up? Why, PORN or course! Its an experiment and sure to make podcasting history... Maybe... Probably not. Don't forget to call the comment line douchebags! 206-600-NEVER (206-600-6383). Comments[6] |
Wed, 8 August 2007 It's another fart and fuck-tastic show from the broiler! This week (last week, sorry its late) we tackle the tough issues that plague the jews. Also if your into that whole analog reading thing, check out "A Crooked Little Vein" by Warren Ellis (of Transmetropolitain). We look forward to the Simpsons movie (I told you it was late) and some very special individual mediocre-ok that Eric, in his infinite wisdom, will probably never play (thanks fucker). Hey, leave a comment! you can do it right here by click that little comments link to the right and below this message. Or if your fingers were cut off in a horrible wood shop accident, then you can call us at (206) 600-NEVER (although, I'm not sure how you would dial). Peace Bitches! Comments[6] |
Sat, 21 July 2007 Well another week, another show. Call in and tell us what you think. 206-600-NEVER (6383). WE LOVE YOU GUYS! Comments[6] |
Tue, 3 July 2007 See, I told you we'd be doing this more often. You should hang in there cause it's only getting better and better! MEN: Call in with the lies you've told to pick up chicks. CHICKS: Call in with the lies that worked on you. (206) 600-NEVER (6383). DO IT NOW WE NEED SOME SERIOUS HELP HERE! Comments[6] |
Sun, 1 July 2007  FINALLY A NEW EPISODE, and a new Voicemail # 206-600-NEVER (6383)! The big topic in this show? Jake buys a pocket pussy and talks about how it works and why there is such a prejudice against men who buy fake vaginas, but not women who buy dildos. What can I say, hes a sick bastard. Make sure to subscribe because the broiler is being REBORN in a new studio and every week! 206-600-6383Comments[4] |
Sat, 21 April 2007 This may be our best show ever. We have 2 very special guests, and although the sound quality sucks, and we occasionally talk over each other, it's a barrel of fucking monkeys as we celebrate both the holiest of holy holidays and our 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Don't forget to CALL THE FUCKING COMMENT LINE (206) 312-4739!!! Here are some notes... -The meanings of 420 -Advice for Jake -Wow -Amanda's response -Paint Chip Paulie -Short Imus comments -Orange fever to alien pussy 206-312-4739 -Alec Baldwin Voicemail -Alpha Dog -Speaking of boxes... shaved vs. trail -The broiler panel turns on Geoff -1 armed girl - 3 days in the dark -Radio Prank Call 206-312-4739 Comments[4] |
Sun, 8 April 2007 Once again we come back for another installment of our whenever-the-fuck-we-feel-like-it podcast. We've got a couple of stories, a couple of issues, and a voicmail thats almost 2 months old. CALL THE COMMENT LIKE FUCKERS! 206-312-4739 Comments[5] |
Thu, 1 March 2007 IT'S A NEW EPISODE!!! Thats really all I have to say. Call the comment line (206)-312-4739 and check out the new blog at www.ahistoryofmentalillness.com Comments[4] |
Wed, 7 February 2007  WE ARE BACK!!!!!! Today we've got some movie talk, a couple of work stories and some other random shit. Also Geoff explains why he kicked a midget. Also, a small correction from the show, Owen Wilson is not the star of Children of Men, it is in fact Clive Owen. CALL THE COMMENT LINE BITCHES (206) 312-4739! Ya just gotta love these two douchebags, because after all, they love you.Comments[1] |
Sat, 9 December 2006  Ok, I know, it's about fucking time. But what the fuck do you people want from us. We're only human! Anyway, we recorded this about 2 weeks ago, and just got around to editing it. Make sure you at least make it through to the new 'Dream Corner'. And as always, if you don't like it, go fuck yourself. Or call the comment line at (206)-312-4739.Direct download: bkbroiler--episode-015--ADD-To-The-Max.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:22 PM Comments[3] |
Tue, 31 October 2006 Sorry. You might want to fast forward through the first 20 minutes or so. brooklynbroiler@gmail.com (206)-312-4739 YO DICKS! CALL THE FUCKING COMMENT LINE! Direct download: bkbroiler--episode-014--jake-needs-money-for-a-hooker.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:00 PM Comments[19] |
Sun, 8 October 2006 Welcome to this super special unedited episode of the broiler. What makes it so special? Well, it's being released quickly and it sucks. So call the comment line to tell us how much it sucks! 206-312-4739 Direct download: bkbroiler--episode-013--free-porn-part-2.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:06 PM Comments[2] |
Wed, 4 October 2006 Check it out cum rags! Episode 12 is finally here!!! Granted its almost a week old due to slow downs in the post production process (jerking off and falling asleep) but it's here! We're trying to get more hits to the show, which explains the title. If you came for the porn, listen to the show and you won't be dissapointed (ok, maybe just a little). Don't forget to call the voicemail, 206-312-4739, because if you don't they're gonna cancel our account again! Direct download: bkbroiler--episode-012--free-porn--p1--asian-double-anal.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 9:38 AM Comments[3] |
Mon, 25 September 2006 Ok, Jake being a bit of a donkey guzzler with scheduling, so everyone needs to go e-mail him at brooklynbroiler@gmail.com and tell him to get his shit together and do a fucking show! FUCK!!! LEAVE MESSAGES TOO AT 206-312-4739! LET'S DO THIS SHIT ALREADY!!! Category: general -- posted at: 4:05 PM Comments[4] |
Fri, 1 September 2006  -Super Secret Movie Trailer (direct download)-Name the intro's movie of origin and win free shit -What cities are actually cities -The rules didn't work out too well -Jake has overcome his morning puke habit -Please help me with my laptop -Amanda, please come back -Geoff's driving experiences -Geoff attempts to remove etommorow's balls from his mouth and fails -Video game idea -Jake is pissed about loosing the vacation -Jake's slany shanty -Call us (206) 312-4739 -Ted Stevens is still a fucking idiot -Geoff's first jerk off story -Plan B over the counter -Fetus Jake - Call 206-312-4739 -Out of notes but the show keeps going -Jake's nose -Great Graphic Novels -We welcome those who came in search of porn -Porn store girls and cooze -Rabbit fucking -Kevin Sorbo is a bitch -TV and movies for a bit These notes are getting too long, so just go listen! Check out the Woodshed Band
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Sun, 13 August 2006 Episode 10 came and went, but we felt it wasn't fair to skip a whole nother number, so here is episode 10.5. It took a lot to get this masterpiece out so enjoy it. Like I said in the episode, I am putting the rules below... ------ Comments[2] |
Fri, 11 August 2006 It's been a while, I know, but we've really tried. Really. We set up to do a show and I (geoff) puked and passed out. Soon...Soon. So stop calling already! (206)-312-4739 Category: general -- posted at: 9:52 AM Comments[4] |
Sun, 23 July 2006  Call the comment line (206) 312-4739We're drunk Toast to NYC, Brooklyn, and Pimp Weather and Satan High School Tangents Queens is still fucked TV Retraction - Lucky Louis sucks Amanda's Voicemail Jake's affinity for hookers Jake's working life Sharing is caring Bush used his first veto Homeland Security Fraud More tangents Jake just loves that pussy Texas is lame We tend to forget that you don't know the same people we do Florida Masturbation... again The catholic Cult wedding Clerks II Hot famous people Streams of Consciousness Direct download: bkbroiler--episode-009--drunk-and-disorderly.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:02 PM Comments[8] |
Sat, 15 July 2006 Amanda's E-mail Toast to the greatest actor of all time Worst Landlord Ever Kevin Federline Crack Flavorer Pringles Greatest Idea Ever - You're in control Door holding etiquite Call the comments line (206) 312-4739 Comments[1] |
Fri, 7 July 2006  We're back bitches! We have for you, episode #7 for July 5th, 2006. Don't forget to let us know how you feel about us by leaving a comment or writing an e-mail (brooklynbroiler@gmail.com) or calling the comment line (206-312-4739). Here are some show notes...-Toast to Geoff's girlfriend for an awsome bday present. -Scientology is retarded (The orientation video got taken off YouTube and Google Video, but I bet you can find it if you try) -Toast #2 - The king of crooks is dead-Check out XENU TV for info on the subject as well as a streaming episode of South Park's "Trapped in the Closet" epidose. -This planet is to small to do a podcast -Kurt Vonnegut is God -Slaughter House 5, pg.108-110: �The visitor from outer space made a
serious study of Christianity, to learn�why Christians found it so easy
to be cruel�� concluded 1: that the new testament was poorly written
�slip shod storytelling�. � He supposed that the intent of the gospels
was to teach people, among other things, to be merciful, even to the
lowest of the low� but the Gospels actually taught this: Before you
kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn�t well connected�� as
readers you know from the beginning the JC is God�s son so when the
crucifixion comes up you know as Vonnegut says �Oh boy- they sure
picked the wrong guy to lynch that time�and that thought has a brother:
�There are right people to lynch,� Who? People not well connected�The
alien in the story writes a new version where JC really is a nobody and
before he died on the cross God spoke telling the people he was
adopting JC �God said this: From this moment on, He will punish horribly anybody who torments a bum who has no connections!� -We ruin superman for everyone-The pentagon is full of fudge-packers -The Luther -Fuck Off: AT&T, Comcast, Best Buy, Ted Stevens -Right On: allofmp3.com, hot summer interns -Go rent Grandma's Boy and go see Superman Returns You keep listening to them, we'll keep making them. Direct download: bkbroiler--episode-007--scientology-and-shit.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 9:40 AM Comments[1] |
Sun, 18 June 2006 Hey, we finally got 2 episodes out in 2 weeks! I'm not gonna bother with notes today, because it's just too much, but I will say Fuck Tourists and shit on fetuses! Enjoy Bitches! Direct download: bkbroiler--episode-006--Death-To-Fetuses.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:11 AM Comments[2] |
Wed, 14 June 2006 Finally, the long awaited episode 5! The content quality of public access TV combined with the audio quality of ham radio. Seriously though, sorry about the sound quality, the mics were a little hot. Anyhow, hope you enjoy it, here are the notes -Horsecock -Jakes Job -Shitity College -Subway sleeping -Short summary of Sicily and Paris -Some big news for me -Porn, bittorent and X-men -Foreign Female Analysis -Jake's reasons for taking yoga -Past summer of awsome -Jake can kill you with his pinky -APPLE LICKS HAIRY BALLS -Shout out to Newfie Warning -The Governemt sucks -AssWhores of the world Comments[3] |
Wed, 24 May 2006  Since I will be spending almost two weeks in Sicily, there will be no new epiodes for about 2 weeks. Hopefully Jake will still be alive when I get back and we can do one very soon. Sorry :( Category: general -- posted at: 5:26 PM Comments[3] |
Tue, 16 May 2006 So, Jake accidentally flushed episode 3 and here we are with this long overdue, and overly long episode of the Brooklyn Broiler. We don't have any show notes, because we didn't have any to begin with, and we're both too lazy to listen to it. But hopefully you're better people than us. Comments[2] |
Mon, 8 May 2006  Well... It's been a tough week. We recorded an episode 3, but due to increased tight-assednes, it sucked. So I'm doing a lot of editing and trying to make something worthwhile out of it, but don't get your hopes up. It will probably be small and stinky, just like my last poop. But stay subscribed and you'll get all the latest dick, poop and down syndrome masturbation jokes (see episode 1) (wait, don't see episode 1, it sucked) (ya know what, just they both suck, just go listen to FrankWit, but stay subscribed incase we somehow manage to come up with something mildly entertaining) you can stand. Category: general -- posted at: 4:08 PM Comments[6] |
Tue, 2 May 2006 We've taken a slight turn from the episode 1 format and we proudly present to you, a full 1 hour of unedited fun and madness. Ok, it's not really madness, but it's fun. If you've got some time to kill, we just might entertain you. Some of the topics covered include... Congrats to the Mediocre Show Woman in queens hit by her own car Cursing old lady t-shirt story The I.P.P.A. Cocksmoker And much, much more! We've got at least 30 people listening out there, so leave us a comment for god's sake! Call the comment line 206-312-4739 or send us an e-mail to brooklynbroiler@gmail.com! We want to know what you think of the show. Which episode did you like better? What's your favorite type of food coloring? What does your mother look like naked? ANYTHING!! Anyway, enjoy the episode! Direct download: bkbroiler--episode-002--random-blather.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 9:45 AM Comments[1] |
Mon, 24 April 2006 Hi everybody! Just wanted to give you a heads up that we are now in the podcasts section of the iTunes music store. Just click on the  button to your left and iTunes will open up and bring you to our page. So subscribe already and help us get our numbers up!! Category: general -- posted at: 4:48 PM Comments[5] |
Sat, 22 April 2006 Welcome! Episode 1 is finally out. We're 2 weeks late, but we're here now. This weeks theme is the oh so fun topic of masturbation! Three words for you, lube, lube, lube! Geoff's terror alert, jake's rant of church vs. state THE SHOWDOWN! Also featuring the greatest intro known to man. Leave a comment, or Send us an e-mail at brooklynbroiler@gmail.com or Call the BKB comment line at 206-312-4739 Enjoy the show! Comments[3] |
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